So as you may have read on facebook we have a broken hotel wall and Eva has a chipped tooth. We also saw a police standoff with a dozen policemen pointing their rifles towards the woods and a motorcycle towing a coffin. All of this was reminding me of a list of quotes that Justin kept on our trip to Orlando last year. Enjoy as I spend my weekend with Clark Griswold…..
Julie: Don’t bug your brother – he has enough issues.
Alex: Was that a burp? Julie: No it was throwup.
Julie: There’s an accident 5 miles ahead. Ethan: Somebody must have pee’d in their pants.
Ethan: I hate the holy land.
Alex: So waddya know – Wild Cows!!!
Amelia: where are my boingee shoes?
Ethan: look! Daddy and I have matching shorts! Julie: but daddy’s aren’t on backwards.
Alex: Amelia it’s not a lizard, but a wizard! Alex: is a wizard an animal? Amelia: I dunno.
Dad: Amelia, get in your carseat now, or I’ll put you in it myself. Eva: better do it Amelia, he did it to me once and it was horrible.
Ethan: I want to see Minnie Pooh.
Ethan (while at rainforest cafe): that gorilla doesn’t have a penis.
Dad: Alex, you can have gigis other burger, she hasn’t touced it (gigi sticking her finger in the burger) I touched it!!!
Julie: In the triathlon, you swim, bike, then run. Ethan: and then you hop like a frog?
Julie: I generally don’t judge my vacations by the number of alligators there are. (After a trip to gator land.)
Julie: I’ve never known anyone to actually look for corn nuts.