So, last night I had a hive…on my lower, lower back. I wanted Justin to confirm it was a hive so I went to find him in the family room. He was sitting with Alex on the couch and I quickly told Alex that unless he wanted to see my butt he better close his eyes. Alex quickly complied and Justin confirmed it was a hive. (I am thinking about this because I have one on my hand and cheek right now.) A few minutes later we were all watching Monday Night Football together and Alex said “What’s the difference between a mom and a dog?” Justin glared at him and told him he better be careful with the answer. I said I didn’t know and was then supplied with the answer. One itches her butt and the other is a dog. I think Justin is still laughing which made me decide that males must reach their peak in maturity at 12. And that scares me….