I am an adoring fan. Quite possibly one of your biggest fans, I mean who else has written a whole series of books about you? As far as I know…no one else! I’ve seen you in concert. I have multiple copies of your Sexiest Man Alive cover sitting on my desk. My kids fear I’ll meet you and never come home. I get texts, emails and phone calls from dozens of people every time you’re on television. Basically, I’m your girl and you’re my guy.
Except, I don’t like your new video, Animals. Actually, I hate your new video. I was so grossed out by it I had to stop watching and that says a lot coming from your number 1 fan. I watched until you were hanging out with all that meat(I am a quasi-vegetarian but that’s not why it bugged me.). The video made me think you must have an evil twin brother because the Adam I know with the witty banter on the Voice would never ever make something like that. And isn’t it also being used in a Kia video with some hamster-y looking things? You’re sending some mixed messages and I’m not even talking about the stalker issues the video brings up.
Yes, I know no publicity is bad publicity and this was a highly creative endeavor but the images that keep popping up all over the internet are making me want to turn in my I-Love-Adam-Levine badge. Promise you’ll make something a little more tame for all the over forty soccer moms who drool over you? Thanks!